JOKE

Enough of the Links talk! Use this forum for real golf and other topics but no religion or politics.
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FOOOOORE!
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JOKE

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OK, this isn't a one-liner so you need to pay attention!

Three engineers and three accountants from the same company are taking a train to a conference. The accountants each buy a ticket. Only one engineer buys a ticket. "How's that going to work?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see" says the engineer. They board the train and immediately all three engineers crowd into one of the bathrooms. The conductor comes along, knocks on the door and says "Ticket please!". The door opens a few inches and a hand pokes out with the ticket. The accountants are impressed and agree they will do the same thing on the return trip.

At the train station again, and this time only one accountant buys a ticket. But the engineers don't buy any tickets! "How's that going to work?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see" the engineers reply. As the train leaves the station the three accountants all pack into one bathroom. Right across from them, the three engineers all enter the other bathroom. But as soon as the doors are closed, an engineer comes out of his bathroom, crosses to where the accountants are hiding, knocks on the door and says "Ticket please!"
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I love it............... :rofl:

Sage............ :cheers1:
If there is one thing ................ummmmmmmm.......I can't remember.
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