Joke

[FOOOOORE!]

A blonde tells her friend she got a compliment on how she parks her car, and shows her a piece of paper that was on her windshield: "PARKING FINE".

[Weeler]

Gotta love blonde jokes ! I remember laughing out loud at this one some time ago.

A group of college Freshman were gathered together by a counselor to discuss what programs and career paths they were looking to pursue. Of course, there was the fellow who wanted to study medicine and find a cure for cancer. And another who wanted to pursue agriculture in or order to find sustainable food for the world. Then the counselor called on two young blondes who were sitting together and appeared to be "BFF's" . They responded " Katy and I want to become astronauts and be the first two women to land on the sun!!" she exclaimed cheerfully. That prompted a fair amount of laughter and chuckles from the group. The counselor said..." You DO realize that when your spacecraft get's anywhere remotely near the sun, that it will literally disintegrate from the intense heat , right ?" The other girl replied...." Yep, we already thought of that, that's why we're going at night ".

[Mr Mulligan]

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
...the 1985 hide and seek champion!!!