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by FOOOOORE!
December 9th, 2023, 4:41 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: LIV
Replies: 280
Views: 137284

Re: LIV

There's not even a whisper about any of this on pgatour.com, but I expected that. Funny how we never hear about LIV players wanting to return to the PGA Tour. Players can talk all they want about how they just love to play golf, but it's obviously mostly about the money. How much are they signing Ra...
by FOOOOORE!
December 8th, 2023, 2:42 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: LIV
Replies: 280
Views: 137284

Re: LIV

Two words: Jon Rahm!
Who woulda thought? Now you seriously have to wonder who's next. Meanwhile we're hearing absolutely nothing about this merger. Maybe Rahm leaving the PGA will speed things up.
by FOOOOORE!
December 7th, 2023, 7:43 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: Reminds me of a joke:
Replies: 24
Views: 31407

Re: Reminds me of a joke:

Warning: Maybe NSFW! A guy was in a terrible accident and his John Thomas was going to be amputated. The surgeons advised him he could have a normal replacement excised from a deceased donor, or he could participate in an experimental procedure and have an elephant's trunk grafted on. He thought abo...
by FOOOOORE!
December 7th, 2023, 7:26 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: LIV
Replies: 280
Views: 137284

Re: LIV

There's a lot of garbage going on in Golf, and the PGA tries to keep it all carefully hidden (much as NHL's site does, overseen by lawyer-on-steroids Gary Bettman). It's always "nothing to see here, folks". The OWGR ranking system needs to be completely overhauled, or the PGA-LIV "mer...
by FOOOOORE!
November 30th, 2023, 12:51 pm
Forum: 19th
Topic: A couple of blonds on vacation...
Replies: 35
Views: 21524

Re: A couple of blonds on vacation...

I got upset over my wife's cosmetics bills. She's upset over my alcohol purchases. She told me the cosmetics are for her to look better for me. I told her that's what the alcohol is for....
by FOOOOORE!
November 30th, 2023, 8:06 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: A couple of blonds on vacation...
Replies: 35
Views: 21524

Re: A couple of blonds on vacation...

“I love you,” I said.

"Is that you talking,” my wife asked, “Or the beer?”

“It’s me talking to my beer," I said.
by FOOOOORE!
November 24th, 2023, 4:13 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: A couple of blonds on vacation...
Replies: 35
Views: 21524

Re: A couple of blonds on vacation...

Mom is walking past Johnny's bedroom and hears him doing his homework: "1 plus 1, that sonofab---h is 2. 2 plus 2, that sonofab---h is 4. 2 plus 3, that sonofab---h is 5. She was shocked to hear this, and immediately phoned the teacher. "What have you been teaching these kids??" she d...
by FOOOOORE!
November 22nd, 2023, 1:49 pm
Forum: 19th
Topic: LIV
Replies: 280
Views: 137284

Re: LIV

Whatever...
by FOOOOORE!
November 22nd, 2023, 1:54 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: LIV
Replies: 280
Views: 137284

Re: LIV

Here's a book, recently released: "LIV and Let Die: The Inside Story of the War Between the PGA Tour and LIV Golf" by Alan Shipnuck. Should be interesting..
by FOOOOORE!
November 3rd, 2023, 5:32 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: Bionic limb
Replies: 5
Views: 6144

Re: Bionic limb

But wouldn't he be disqualified in golf tournaments for "building a stance"? :unsure: Dan :cheers1: I wondered about that too, it's not something the Tour has probably had to deal with before. What about a simpler case, say, a guy has an ordinary prosthetic leg, just a big lump of plastic...