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I take it Greg is NOT the GM quickly moving from board to board?

A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman. “Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person.” Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down in the seat next to him. Shortly after take-off, the Pope begins a crosswo...

Speaking of golf jokes-normally you can play golf on Vancouver Island all year....SURPRISE! :scared: :wallbash: That's my half-brother on the right, played Dec. 23 & 24 in 2015 in Ottawa of all places. That's not going to happen very often. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ottawa-golfers-s...

A person of indeterminate sex and hair colouring [wink wink] bought a large thermos, and took it to work to show all her friends of indeterminate sex and hair colouring. "What is it?" one asks. "It's a thermos" she replies. "What does it do?" "It keeps hot things h...

Mr Mulligan wrote: ↑July 27th, 2023, 7:54 pm
Rodney Dangerfield...

"My girl friend is so ugly, we both wear a paper bag in case hers slips."

Two persons of indeterminate sex and hair colouring were walking through the woods and came upon a set of tracks. I like that, it actually adds a little [wink wink nudge nudge] to the joke. A person of indeterminate sex and hair colouring was caught in a hail storm while driving [their] car, and it...

Good to see you back, Serge. I think I know exactly how it must feel; you're really good at something, then you tell yourself "Nah, I'm not doing that anymore", and then a few weeks later..."Dammit! I was GOOD at that!"

Jimbo wrote: ↑February 21st, 2023, 7:20 pm I'm thinking that they might want to think of a new name..

Nick O' Time Golf Course?

Two blondes are out fishing in a rented row boat. They try several places on the lake but not even a bite. The next place they go to, they're hauling in fish. "We have to come back here tomorrow!" says one of them. But looking around, there are no obvious landmarks. She goes into her purse...

I used to predict he'd never play the Senior Tour, but that was before all the injuries. Maybe he will now, just to make up for not being able to walk a PGA course.