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by FOOOOORE!
February 13th, 2024, 5:10 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: Bionic limb
Replies: 5
Views: 1047

Re: Bionic limb

So Woods will play Riviera. It's a relatively flat course compared with, say, Augusta. And it's also a course he's never won on, and I'm sure that factors into his decision to play there. What a feat that would be: Win #83 for all-time greatest number of wins, at a course he's never conquered. But r...
by FOOOOORE!
February 11th, 2024, 3:18 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: LIV
Replies: 276
Views: 75449

Re: LIV

I don't have any additional information, but the latest impressions from those who decided to stay with the PGA is that the merger with PIF will be problematic if there isn't some kind of penalty/retribution/compensation before allowing the "renegades" to return. While Rory has backed off...
by FOOOOORE!
February 9th, 2024, 7:53 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: LIV
Replies: 276
Views: 75449

Re: LIV

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/scottie-scheffler-wants-punishment-liv-golfers-left-pga-tour-merger-goes-through "if merger goes through"? As I've long suspected, it seems nothing at all has been done about forging a merger between PGA and LIV. That could all have been worked on and finishe...
by FOOOOORE!
January 20th, 2024, 8:18 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: Some old men chatting...
Replies: 2
Views: 833

Re: Some old men chatting...

A man walks by his neighbor's house and notices his neighbor sitting outside on a lawn chair. "What are you doing out here all by yourself?" he asks. "My wife is in there singing, and I'm sitting out here so the neighbors won't think I'm beating her."
by FOOOOORE!
December 21st, 2023, 10:30 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: Bionic limb
Replies: 5
Views: 1047

Re: Bionic limb

So, as always happens, the moment I blabber about a bionic replacement, I learn he's had additional surgery on the ankle and now jogs pain-free through 18 holes and does a moonwalk on the 18th. Just one more win would be monumental, but a max of eight tournaments a season makes that iffy. But even a...
by FOOOOORE!
December 21st, 2023, 10:29 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: Bionic limb
Replies: 5
Views: 1047

Re: Bionic limb

So, as always happens, the moment I blabber about a bionic replacement, I learn he's had additional surgery on the ankle and now jogs pain-free through 18 holes and does a moonwalk on the 18th. Just one more win would be monumental, but a max of eight tournaments a season makes that iffy. But even a...
by FOOOOORE!
December 9th, 2023, 4:41 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: LIV
Replies: 276
Views: 75449

Re: LIV

There's not even a whisper about any of this on pgatour.com, but I expected that. Funny how we never hear about LIV players wanting to return to the PGA Tour. Players can talk all they want about how they just love to play golf, but it's obviously mostly about the money. How much are they signing Ra...
by FOOOOORE!
December 8th, 2023, 2:42 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: LIV
Replies: 276
Views: 75449

Re: LIV

Two words: Jon Rahm!
Who woulda thought? Now you seriously have to wonder who's next. Meanwhile we're hearing absolutely nothing about this merger. Maybe Rahm leaving the PGA will speed things up.
by FOOOOORE!
December 7th, 2023, 7:43 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: Reminds me of a joke:
Replies: 24
Views: 10780

Re: Reminds me of a joke:

Warning: Maybe NSFW! A guy was in a terrible accident and his John Thomas was going to be amputated. The surgeons advised him he could have a normal replacement excised from a deceased donor, or he could participate in an experimental procedure and have an elephant's trunk grafted on. He thought abo...
by FOOOOORE!
December 7th, 2023, 7:26 am
Forum: 19th
Topic: LIV
Replies: 276
Views: 75449

Re: LIV

There's a lot of garbage going on in Golf, and the PGA tries to keep it all carefully hidden (much as NHL's site does, overseen by lawyer-on-steroids Gary Bettman). It's always "nothing to see here, folks". The OWGR ranking system needs to be completely overhauled, or the PGA-LIV "mer...